Mom's Survival Kit

A Mom's Gift Set

$59.99
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ECM-241824-555
Parenting little humans is no easy task. And although we’d never want it any other way, sometimes an arsenal of mom-gadgets is simply essential for survival! A thermos of (wink wink) “coffee” for utmost concentration. An eye mask and ear buds for seizing rare nap moments. A Monster Spray for battle with anything lurking under the bed. A secret weapon (a.k.a. candy) for bribing the kiddos. And naturally, a fanny-pack to carry it all in the absolute coolest manner possible.
  • Survival Fanny Pack
  • "This is Coffee" Tumbler (16oz)
  • "I'm Listening" Eyemask
  • Babysitter Notes Notepad
  • Lavazza Classico Ground Coffee (2.25oz)
  • "Bribing Tool" Jellybeans (5oz)
  • Foam Earbuds
  • Whistle
  • "Monster Spray" Vial
  • Magic Smudge Eraser

JELLY BEANS: SUGAR, GLUCOSE SYRUP, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, CITRIC ACID, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, YELLOW 5, CARNAUBA WAX

LAVAZZA COFFEE:100% GROUND COFFEE

Fill spray bottle with Magical Repellent Potion from the Enchanted Fountain of Bathroom Faucet. Shake it about while chanting the magic words: Hocus, Pocus, Monstrositous... Repellantous! Before bed, spray Monster Repellent in all possible monster hideouts, such as in the closet and under the bed.

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Mom's Survival Kit

Everything You Need to Mother Like a Boss

You’re pretty much a superhero disguised as a mom. One minute you’re taking gentle sips from your tumbler of coffee (or wine), and the next minute you’re off catching kids running away from bath time. When you’ve got your special eye-mask on, you still have superpower hearing: who’s that sneaking in the cookie jar? And when there’s something lurking under the bed, there you are in full glory battling with Monster Spray until all is safe in the world again. The little ones have no idea how you do it. But don’t worry, you’ve got your Supermom Stash, and your secret is safe.